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I love to garden. I love to eat. I love to enjoy the seasons. And home is where my heart is!

Hot off the Press

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Stormie had a book bound for me for Christmas with pictures of cakes I have made in 2007.  She just uploaded the pictures and made up some script and voila-I have a published volume, looking ever so official, with a UPC code and everything.  It was such a cool gift.  She also made me an "official" sign to  hang in the car window when transporting cakes so that cars passing by won't flip me off for going slow: CAKE ON BOARD

It is amazing.  It really is.  If you are driving carefully so the cake won't spill and people don't know your reason – they are mean, grouchy passers.  But if you have a Cake-on-Board sign, I've discovered, they go by with a big smile and a thumbs-up.  So – anyway, my sweet Stormie put together those thoughts in honor of all the cakes (see here and here, or just do a search of "cakes" on this site) I have been making.

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So, my sons-in-law and other kids got to joking around on Christmas morning as they were all telling me I should go into business making cakes and off they went on a secret mission.  A few minutes later I was called to the computer where they had quickly put together a website called "JeanieCakes."  You can even see it here: www.jeaniecakes.com

Crazy kids!  Crazy, sweet, wonderful, honoring kids!

Guess I should put together a business plan?…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF: Practice cake baking.  Watch more Ace of Cakes! www.charmcitycakes.com

Pictured: the already well-fingerprinted cover of the book from Stormie; a view of the back part of the dust jacket featuring Audrey's wedding cake in up-close detail and a little bio of me inside; a random spread from inside showing Hunter's fire truck cake; the book face down

Polka-dots and Brazil in Flour and Eggs and Sugar

This is it.  These are the final cakes of 2007, I am telling you!  Even Jesus will not be getting a "Happy Birthday to You Cake" from me this year and I think He is happy to allow me that! 

Each year when the kids were little, we acknowledged Christ's birth with a red and green jello-infused white cake topped with whipped cream confection.  Though that "tradition" became more sporadic as they got older, it has not been unusual to have one of them ask yearly if I'll be making one.  I am planning to resurrect it with vigor for the grandbabies, but not in 2007.  OK?  OK.

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However, for Jovan's baby shower last week, I made a cake at her request.  The thing about Jovan is first, she actually LOVES cake!  Second she loves to dream up fancy cakes so she is challenging me, pulling me in deeper to a land of flour-and-eggs-and-sugar-and-buttercream-and-extra-ordinary-flavors-and-extracts-and-exotic-fillings I never knew existed.  So, for sweet Jovan, whether I feel I can do it or not – I try and she rewards me with oohs and aahs and "I love it"s and so I attempt again, even though right in the middle of the process I am always wondering what am I doing????, to create the cake she has envisioned!

This one was much smaller than the wedding cake from the previous week.  It was a 10" lemon-poppyseed with lemon-curd filling and an 8" chocolate butter cake with fudge filling. 

The whole shower, thrown by her mom and sisters, was pink and brown and polka-dots at Jovan's parent's home in Frederick.  It was "Jovan!" through and through.

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This other cake was actually Tara's brainchild.  Her good friend, Marianna from Brazil (www.thewakefields.wordpress.com ), who moved here in the spring when she married a worship pastor from Northern Hills Christian Church, was having a birthday and Tara decided to honor her with a cake of her homeland.  Tara drew Brazil on foamcore, cut it out and covered it in foil.  Then she baked a 16" x 16" chocolate-swiss cake (3 augmented Duncan Hines mixes).  After it cooled, we placed it on the "Brazil-board" and cut the cake in the shape of the country.  It was iced in the colors of the Brazillian flag and a replication of the flag was done on top in tiny stars.  We wrote Marianna's name on the flag in place of the word that is usually there and Tara presented it to her, a cake that could have fed 36 people, for Marianna's and Dan's own quiet celebration.  Yowzers!

I hope Duff from Ace of Cakes is happily busy while I am semi-cake-retired…until the New Year!…Jeanie

We baked, we burned, we collapsed

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Whew!  Wow, that was hard work! 

Yesterday was baking day for the Rhoades women and their offspring, accompanied by Christmas music old and new.  Grocery bags littered the cupboards as fresh eggs and butter and flour and all-things sugary lept from our recipe pages into Christmas-feasting existence.  That is us (pictured) barely started on what would end up being nearly 100 decorated sugar cookies (from the most reliable recipe in the ever-loving world!), chocolate chip cookies from scratch at son-in-law, Dave's, request, dozens of peanut-butter blossoms and pb-wrapped Snicker bar cookies, piles of knock-off Girl Scout thin mints, tantalizingly smooth and delicious "Patrice's Perfect Truffles", my gourmet real-chocolate (both white and dark) peppermint bark, hundreds of sparkly dipped pretzels and peanut butter balls up to our eyeballs, Steph's homemade Werther's-rivaling carmel candy, raspberry ribbons from the most decadent butter cookie recipe and one slightly burned batch of English Toffee (I won't say who, but she just returned from a month in South Africa).

Guinivere joined us this year, proving to be a very dedicated cookie-decorator, along with her baby sister, Gemma – thus enlarging our circle for our girly-er family events.

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The guys came over after several hours for a great meal (great because my husband took care of it!!) and we set up a gigantic Christmas train with the grandkids and watched the "Christmas Muppet Movie," as we continued to taste-test our goodies.

Oddly enough – we did not finish everything.  No- there are still ingredients for the we-must-haves of the holiday season sitting here this morning.  There are also balls of dough in the fridge awaiting completion.  I actually made a much shorter list of things for baking this year than last (which was way shorter than the year before) AND we accomplished way less yesterday than last year.  But my girls didn't think so.  They looked around at the end of the day with big sighs of accomplishment and smiles of satisfaction at the 5 huge catering trays (one for each household represented) piled with all the goodies (and the promise of more to come) and said, "Well, this was the best baking day we have ever had.  It was so much more organized and we got so much done."  I quietly slipped my yet-to-do list into a drawer knowing that what they were really saying was: the time we spent laughing and loving each other is the sweetest of all the treats.  That IS a good day, an accomplished day.

Need something sweet to eat?…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF: Less next year, less.  It's more.

Pictured:  Guini delighting in the stirring; all of us l-to-right, me, Tredessa, Stormie in the back, Tara holding Gemma, Jovan holding Guini, and Stephanie; Dessa helping Guini, the serious decorator; Tara and Stormie focusing on cookie designs; 1/1087 of our completed stuff

It’s Baking Day at Our House

There couldn't be a more perfect day – a soft and fluffy Christmas snow has sugared the ground and branches that surround.  The sun shines brightly, causing twinkly reflections.  The counter awaits with mixing bowls and colorings and sprinkles in all the appropriate Christmas colors. This is how I romantically imagine a gloriously, grand day of Christmas baking at our house: left-to-right: Stormie, Jovan, me, Tredessa,  Tara, Stephanie.

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I'll let you know how it really turns out!…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF:  Keep Christmas with all its' cookie dough bits and colored sugars on the floor.  Enjoy each bite, calories be darned!

Audrey’s Wedding Cake

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The daughter of our good friends, Pearl and Bryan, got married Dec. 1.  My husband, Dave, performed the ceremony and they actually trusted me to do the cake.  Our son Rocky provided the music for the ceremony and our daughters Stephanie and Stormie shot the wedding. They won’t let me show any “official” photos until the bride and her family get to see them.

The wedding was beautiful in red and black and white at Stonebrook (www.stonebrookmanor.com).   Pearl hand-sewed twisted sheer fabrics into a tree form on red fabric and added black fabric scrollwork as a backdrop for the ceremony, which was later moved to reveal the head table.  The centerpieces and custom table scarves were the perfect combination of winter (bare tree branches as a motif) and warm (red-hot hues).  The bride was radiant, rivaled only perhaps by her sweet mom.

Here is how the cake went down:

16″ tier: lemon-poppyseed with lemon-curd filling.

12″ tier: strawberry creme cake with strawberry filling.

8″ tier: a recipe I “invented” as I was going, which turned out very well – pumpkin-spice cake (with extra cinnamon) filled with cream cheese icing.

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Misc. cake facts:

  • I worked on it for 3 days while we had family from out-of-town here.
  • The almond-infused buttercream included 6 lbs. of shortening, 4 lbs. of real butter and 20 lbs. of confectioner’s sugar.  That’s 30 pounds right there! Lots of almond extract, some vanilla and even some butter and rum extract, too.
  • The lemon curd took 1 1/2 dozen eggs and the juice of more than 12 fresh, large lemons, along with more real butter.
  • I used about 4 dozen eggs in the cakes and each tier was 3 layers deep.
  • We off-set the tiers, by Audrey’s request.  She wanted to be a little moderne and daring.

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I couldn’t have done it without my husband, Dave!  He replicated a cake stand we had seen on the cover of a Martha Stewart Weddings magazine, except we painted it black.  It didn’t show that well because it was sitting on black cloth, but, the cake was the star anyway.  My husband also did the black scrollwork on the sides because the thought of working with black icing on my smoothed-out white buttercream stressed me out.  Also – Dave doodles scrollwork very well.  I love how it turned out.  The wedding colors were very striking.  And my husband is a cutie!

I have a 2-tier baby shower cake to make this week…Jeanie

NOTE TO BEN & AUDREY:  Congratulations.  Thanks for letting me be a part.

Pictured: the cake just after final assembly; Ben and Audrey getting ready to cut into the cake; the cake and table; Dave with the bride and the groom.

Happy Thanksgiving

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I hope you're with family and friends.  I hope the house smells of good things and you are comprehending the blessing and privilege of your life as you live under an open heaven.

I hope if I know you, you know how much I love you and am thankful for you.

Happy Day!…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF:  Teach the kids the "Five Fat Turkeys are We" song that Amy Jo insisted on teaching me last week as we colored pictures she had drawn of 5 fat turkeys.

"O, give thanks to the LORD for He is good!  His mercy endures…Save us, O God…Gather us together…To give thanks to Your holy name…"  1 Chronicles 16

pictured: placecards Stomie made for our celebration

Snow day

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We woke up to snow today.

I had accidentally left my final harvest of red and green (for frying) tomatoes outside piled on a plate.  Oh well.

Gavin came over for pre-school and for "recess" wanted to go outside.  He said, "Watch, Nonna," as he ran with enhuberance out the door in gloves and hats and scarves.

He scooped some snow and formed a ball, threw it at his own head and exclaimed, "Ow, son-of-a-nutcracker!"

We just watched "Elf" again recently, if you must know.

Turkey prep underway…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF: Summer IS over – don't wish these good times away.

Cupcakes on a Martini glass

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This was Guini's "cupcake tower" when she turned 2 in July.  Stormie and I just went wild with color and stacked a bunch of dishes, including a martini glass on which to pile the mini-cakes.  I know they sell those plastic cupcake holders now, but I hate buying something I will probably never use again. Her party invites had cupcakes on them, so we definitely had a theme going.

It's been a cake-crazed few months!!!    See previous!

I'm such an amateur, but it's pretty fun!…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF: Finish up wedding cake strategy for Audrey's cake and order the pans…find out what Jovan is wanting for her shower?…hmmmm….

The Barbie Doll Cake

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So here is the thing.  I don’t really like cake and I cannot bake very well (I can bake bread and I can cook at least 3 or 4 fabulous meals, but baking sweets?  No.).

Somehow, though, this trend is developing (is it because I am mad about Duff, The Ace of Cakes king???) and here I am, baking cakes and decorating them, by request.  I made a joke about Barbie Doll cakes once.  My mom’s one experience in trying to become a cake decorator was when a church lady taught her to make a Barbie cake and she made it for my 13th birthday.  I hadn’t played with Barbies since I was 4 (because my mom threw them away since they were always lying around naked) and I wasn’t too happy about having to pose with it so I was making jokes about Barbie cakes. But Jovan said, “I want one.”

So she got one.  I couldn’t find one with her coloring with blue eyes (Barbies are a very limited breed), but this one had her hair color and skin color and blue eye shadow so it looked the closest.

I wanted a pink gown, but had forgotten that every last drop of red food color went into Hunter’s firetruck a few weeks ago.  So I had to use white and blue and green and when Dave came home, he brought red so I could create a few pink flowers and trim.

I used 2 cake mixes, Betty Crocker Funfetti and a couple of recipes of my famous almond-infused buttercream icing.  I baked 3- 8″, 1- 6″ layer and used a small stainless steel bowl to bake the little mound for the top.  I stacked them with icing in between on a 10″ crystal cake stand then I took a knife and “carved” a skirt from the cake pile.

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It turned out to be the easiest to make so far.  It was also much smaller than most of the recent cake attempts, but 13 people still ate less than half.  I am glad Jovan made me do it.  Now I know why my mom felt so proud and why she made me pose with it – as I made Jovan pose with this one!

Ken cake, anyone?…Jeanie

Pictured:  Barbie getting her “crumb-coat.”  Barbie, rear-side view; front-side view; and Barbie with Jovan, the inspiration.

NOTE TO SELF: If there is a next time, perhaps create an “undergarment” for Barbie so as not to traumatize the children as the dress is cut away.

Check out my Ace of Cakes (www.charmcitycakes.com) obsession and previous cakes herehere…and here…and here.  Hmmm…we did a cupcake tower for Guini…who has those photos???

The End.

The water-starved begonias are actually thrilled at the current cold nights and cool days and are full and lush and happier than they've been all year.  The potted petunias have even happily brightened in color and fattened in the fall weather. 

The birdhouse gourds and pumpkin patch have browning vines, indicating they have done all they can do – it is time to reap the harvest.

The grass is green without the effort of the summer season.  The celosia and cosmos have soared to great new heights. 

But the oranges and reds and purples of autumn around the border are slowly taking over the spotlight where annuals once worked hard in a too-bright summer sun to carry the show.

Alas, the forecast says snow in Denver this weekend.  There is a storm brewing.  It is, it appears, the true end of summer.

My question is this:  can I still save my favorite tomato plant???

Blessings…Jeanie

NOTE TO SELF:  Try to save the tomato.  Try.