From the movie The Informant (so-so movie with a few great lines)~

“Paranoid is what people who are trying to take advantage of you call you. I read that in an in-flight magazine.”

Emo Phillips on the old Dr. Katz show, one of the funniest programs that ever aired in all of the existance of television!~

“I used to think the human brain was the most fascinating part of the human body. Then I realized, well, look what’s telling me that.”

“One afternoon when I’m walking home from school – I’m watching some man building a new house. And the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo… in morse code.”

 From a great Michael Keaton movie The Paper~

“When did you start to get so paranoid?

“When they started plotting against me.”

Being paranoid makes a lot of sense when your enemies have become organized against you.