Luke, of Heaven Fest, not the Gospels, sent this today:
Is PMS in the Bible?
“Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”
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To Catch a Polar Bear
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and put a row of peas around it.
When the Polar Bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Ta-da. My one and only joke!