Dear Billy,

No one is going to respond when you yell for help someday because you yell all. the. time!

My heart is still racing because I just endured yet another 17-minute (OK – maybe only 60-second) Billy Mays commercial.  Could some one ask that guy to tone it down a little?   I have ceased to even know what he is advertising (there are at least 517 products) because I have to run for cover everytime he shows up. 

You are not at a construction site, my friend.  You’re in my living room.  Show some respect.