I  love Judge Judy.

I know that is horrible to admit, but I actually think a lot of the people she yells at need to be yelled at.  I am pretty mean underneath it all.

She has said:

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

and

Don’t spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s icing.

That is an awesome phrasal template.  I think you should help me come up with some more of those and we can send them to Judge Judy and maybe she can use them.  Or maybe she will tell us to butt out – in the way only she can.

TRY IT ::

Frame a phrasal template :: Don’t _________________ and tell me it’s _________________.

Go!