YOU MIGHT BE HAVING AN “ISSUE” WITH ESTROGEN IF…

…every single person around you has an attitude problem

….you’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

…the dryer has shrunk every single pair of your jeans.

…your husband us suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

…everytime you see a bumpersticker that says, “How’s my driving?  Cal l 1-800…” you actually start dialing.

…you’re sure everyone you know is plotting to drive you crazy.

…the ibuprofen bottle is empty.  And you just bought it yesterday.

And finally

You might be having an issue with estrogen levels if you absolutely cannot believe they don’t make tampons bigger than super plus!  What the…?

SOURCE:  The script is from one of those silly email forwards…but it made me smile (not for any particular reason or because I can relate to it in any way shape or form…today.  No, nothing of the sort.).  The images from Google.com – and they are kinda mean.